Best / funniest quotes from the Android documentation
- This class is not useful, it just returns the same value for all constants, and has always done this. Do not use it
- Used to determine whether the user making this call is subject to teleportations.
- Returns “true” if the user interface is currently being messed with by a monkey.
- Allows access to the vibrator
- alpha property of the view, as a value between 0 (completely transparent) and 1 (completely opaque). Must be a floating point value, such as “1.2″