Best / funniest quotes from the Android documentation
Config
- This class is not useful, it just returns the same value for all constants, and has always done this. Do not use it
http://developer.android.com/reference/android/util/Config.html
UserManager
- Used to determine whether the user making this call is subject to teleportations.
http://developer.android.com/reference/android/os/UserManager.html
ActivityManager
- Returns “true” if the user interface is currently being messed with by a monkey.
http://developer.android.com/reference/android/app/ActivityManager.html
Manifest.permission
- Allows access to the vibrator
http://developer.android.com/reference/android/Manifest.permission.html
R.attr
- alpha property of the view, as a value between 0 (completely transparent) and 1 (completely opaque). Must be a floating point value, such as “1.2″
https://developer.android.com/reference/android/R.attr.html#actionBarStyle